Kunai the 8th: [Video/Olivine Action]

[itsjustdust]

[It's him, though only the goggles were in view, his headband having been neatly adjusted so that it was just dark blue cloth and the metal plate was quite hidden in the folds of material. It was definitely long enough for it. He was also lounging back on a bed with a blank wall behind him, his charmander dozing on his chest]

So. How many of you have had a moment where you're sitting there going 'when the hell did I become the smart one?'

I mean, I've never been stupid, but things have been ridiculous lately.

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[lieutenantantichrist]

That's what giant birds and talking dogs fucking suggests. I'm not a- what do civilians have to do with anything?

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[itsjustdust]

Only an uneducated civilian would call any of that stuff magic. Obviously.

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[lieutenantantichrist]

The fuck else would it be? The military doesn't have any goddamn giant birds either.

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[itsjustdust]

[He rolled his eyes.]

I am not even going to try to explain. Civilians never get it. But hey, you tried, right?

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[lieutenantantichrist]

[Blake rolls his eyes right back] Unless you're from some third-world country, they don't let 14-year-olds in the military.

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[itsjustdust]

I've been official military since I was nine where I'm from. I'm highly ranked enough to be a commander.

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[lieutenantantichrist]

Nine? What kind of country has a Gradeschooler Brigade?

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[itsjustdust]

Don't give me that look, where I'm from it's not exactly uncommon, though I heard they moved the initial graduation age up later.

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[lieutenantantichrist]

You've got to be fucking kidding me. What kind of place has wars between kids too young to go to the mall by themselves?

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[itsjustdust]

Hey, it's older than it used to be. Also, not really the point. The point that you have no idea what the hell you're talking about, obviously, and spewing off about things without thinking just makes you look bad.

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[lieutenantantichrist]

Sending little kids out to kill each other, that doesn't strike you as fucked up at all?

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[itsjustdust]

Oh please, that's not a little kid, and we don't send Genin to the lines, they get village missions, you know, city maintenance stuff.

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[lieutenantantichrist]

How is nine not a little kid? What's your life expectancy, twenty-five? The hell is a Gainin?

Oh, so they're not underage soldiers, they're underage construction workers.

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[itsjustdust]

Yeah sounds about right actually. Anyone who makes it past mid-twenties usually gets a reputation across the Elemental Nations.

[Video]

[lieutenantantichrist]

[And here Blake thought the real world was fucked up.]

It sounds like for you getting kidnapped here was a lucky break.

The what nations? Is that like the U.N.?

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[itsjustdust]

Actually considering how I got here... eh. And yea-sure, we'll go with that.

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[lieutenantantichrist]

Didn't you just show up like everybody else?

[Video]

[itsjustdust]

Yeah, but the fact I have two eyes and can you know, move and breathe is a pretty big deal

[Video]

[lieutenantantichrist]

[Things just get weirder and weirder]

You were a blind paraplegic? What were you in the middle of, a car accident?

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[itsjustdust]

Cave in, actually.

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[lieutenantantichrist]

Well. Shit.

[There's Carter's thoughts on that.]

Say one thing for being here; it's better than being dead.

[That's about as close as he gets to being positive.]

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[itsjustdust]

[He gave him a wry smile.]

Pretty much what I've decided, yeah.