Kunai the 12th: Video/Action for Violet

[itsjustdust]

[There is a lot of rustling around, and finally a bit of a clatter before any kind of visual turns on... and the first thing everyone sees is a rather smug looking Zoroark, one who looks like he's about to launch into trying to communicate with you all before Obito's voice is heard in the background.]

OI! Henge! Flip that around okay?

[Huffing, the gear is turned around, and Obito is shown standing fairly deep into mountain of carefully sorted eggs, which have sticky notes slapped on all of them saying what they are. He gave everyone a little wave once the gear was turned on him.]

So I had this brilliant plan to breed up some eggs so that I could try and help supplement the household funds, what with there being so many of us to feed and shelter and whatnot right? But I er, might've sorta kinda forgot that when my pokemon have babies they're really enthusiastic about it.

So I'm selling them all! [He waved his arms to encompass the room.]

Also, for those of you not interested in eggs, which would make me sad but hey, I can handle it, how many of you have had to get a handle on how you feel about people showing up from home and knowing that... all isn't well and there's nothing you can do about it?

Like, really really nothing you could do, even if you went home right this second.

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[itsjustdust]

Yeah but... but I wanted them to be safe and happy and stuff and they... weren't.

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[itsjustdust]

Haha, I've been trying to avoid thinking about it, really, but I've had a few minutes to sit still. I'm not a guy who should overthink things I guess.

[The eggs, while an excellent thought in theory, are many. Whoops.]

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[chosen_light_child]

[Hikari frowns, not sure what she could really say to that.]

I... I know.

Are you going to be okay?

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[lieutenantantichrist]

Tell me there's not gonna be any pink dog custody battles.

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[itsjustdust]

[One of these days he needs to like, get you a teddy bear or something to make up for always making you sad, seriously.]

Yeah... I think I'll be okay. Probably because none of it seems... I dunno, real?

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[itsjustdust]

What? No. How did you even come up with that?

[You come up with the weirdest ideas Blake!]

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[lieutenantantichrist]

Hey, I don't know how the courts here work. I don't wanna be stuck paying child support.

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[itsjustdust]

[He'll just stare at you for a minute here.]

Child support?

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[enjoymyatelier]

Ah... yes, I've been seeing those offered fairly often-for a Dragon type, anyway. I'm not quite sure if I'm terribly interested in that one in particular because of that, to be honest...

Well, the fact that we lose our memories upon leaving is the worst of it. If it wasn't for that, I'm sure things would be far easier for all of us.

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[chosen_light_child]

[You really don't need to do that Obito. It's not your fault.]

That's good. And... well, maybe everyone else who's here now will have another chance at being happy this time, right?

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[itsjustdust]

I'm sure things'd be really different too.

Well, I know that no one sells Sunkerns, I actually had to catch mine, and I prefer not to catch things.

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[itsjustdust]

[But he feels guilty!]

I've been thinking that too, though I've been doin a super poor job of helping with that bit it feels like. [He pulled a face.]

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[lieutenantantichrist]

You know, like after a divorce....ahh, forget it. Just give me some of the eggs and I'll never think about this again.

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[itsjustdust]

[He snickered, then just shook his head.] Can do, I'll be by later with them.

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[naive_nature]

Movelisted...? Oh! You've bred them with specific moves, right?

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[itsjustdust]

Right! Three different moms.

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[naive_nature]

Amazing! What moves have you bred?

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[chosen_light_child]

But aren't you only thirteen or so? You can't really do much about this on your own other than being there for them.

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[itsjustdust]

Fourteen! And it seems kinda rude to go up to my sensei all 'I know you died.'

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[itsjustdust]

Oh man. [He went and stared at the eggs, then started pointing at them as he read off the moves.]

Ice beam there, pound and Leer there, then that one has like, more. Wrap, Attract, Safeguard, Aqua Tail, Rain Dance, Twister. I think. Unless I did it wrong. But that's what I think it should be!

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[naive_nature]

Ice Beam! Now there's a move I'd like to get my hands on! How much?

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[chosen_light_child]

I see.

But you don't need to mention that you know, right? I mean, as far as being here goes, it doesn't matter all that much. And if I died before coming here, I know I'd hate to be reminded of it.

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[itsjustdust]

Yeah, so I'm just, you know, being me! Think that miiiight be the issue. I've gone all, I dunno, overly thinky since I got here.

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[itsjustdust]

P1800 sound good to you? You can totally get more than one egg if you want!

[aflashoffaith]

[Just... stepping around egg mountain here.]

Teach me your system then.

[There's a 'shinobi endure' speech waiting somewhere, but Minato thought it might be better to wait it out this time, let Obito come to him if he had questions. He was being a little pushy just by purposefully seeking Obito out and hanging around, but he meant it more as a reminder that he was there to talk to, that he understood, that he cared.

And, well. There were a lot of eggs to move around. Teamwork!]