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Third Kunai: [Text/Video/Action Celadon] Whoops

[The first several lines of the message are in text.]

See, at first I thought this was really cool. But now, it seems to be stuck on this setting. In fact, it seems to be getting even lighter every time I use punctuation. It's not just me right? It's really doing that?

[It's at this point that the feed switches over to video, and shows him leaned up against his ponyta, who seemed to find it entertaining to eat his chips when he's not looking.]

So some help would be REALLY NICE. How do I make it stop?

(Text translation: See, at first I thought this was really cool. But now, it seems to be stuck on this setting. In fact, it seems to be getting even lighter every time I use punctuation. It's not just me right? It's really doing that?)

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Nah, I know I'm not an author. But... That totally gives me an idea! I mean, people clearly know nothing about Shinobi in this place, I can work with that. Somehow.

[He laughs. It's raspy and doesn't even sound like a laugh for the first few seconds.]]

Steal your plot from real life! Brilliant.

[He grinned at that.]

An epic tale of the Shinobi who changed the world. Yep. Totally.

You didn't do anything at all, did you.

[Still laughing.]

Hey hey, that's not true! I am a bonafied hero. I just, uh, didn't survive.

...You died?

Yeah, you know, rocks fall, people die. In my case it was rocks fall, I die. My entire right side was complete crushed and I gave away the uncrushed eye to my teammate, who had lost one of his the day before so... yeah. Coming here was great for me, really.

So what, you came back as a ghost or something?

Nope! Flesh blood and stubbed toes over here. Just, apparently I got undead in translation.

Convenient.

I didn't die yet personally, but judging from what I heard, I kicked the bucket like a million times further along in my timeline.

Hey, I died the way I always wanted to if I had to die so.... it's okay. Maybe not, you know, the smooshing part, but, I wanted to die and have it mean something.

Well, I guess if you had to die, it's good to die with honour.

I wouldn't know, because me and honour have never even lived in the same country, but.

[That made him laugh, and he flashed him a grin.]

Nothing wrong with that. Lots of people say nin have no honor so... yeah.

Nin? That what you are?

I am a shinobi, otherwise known as a ninja, and if you don't know that one either uh... explaining is in order?

Ninjas... yeah! You're the guys who run around in black clothing and use throwing-stars, right?

....That's the sterotype? My Sensei runs around in white, and I wear orange though, as a couple examples or 'no not right.' But you have the general concept at least.

[He shrugs.] Damn. Well, I got a few kicks out of being a stereotypical ninja for a while, so it all works out. My powers at home made it pretty easy to use any weapon, but I usually defaulted to the throwing-stars, and obviously trolls wear black all the time anyway. So.

I didn't know that was an obvious thing. And most nin prefer Kunai from what I've seen, at least back home.

Well if you look at anyone here who used to be a troll, a significant amount of them still wear a lot of black, and everyone did back on my planet.

Good to know! Yeah colorful happens where I'm from. Majorly.

Colorful ninjas.

Isn't that kind of... counterproductive?

Nah, if someone in bright red can cut you down from the shadows I'd say that's pretty good actually.

...Makes sense.

It means a hell of a lot more training, but I guess no one wants a badly-trained ninja.

[He flashed him a grin.] Exactly. If I really wanted to I don't doubt I could still sneak up on someone like that.