Third Kunai: [Text/Video/Action Celadon] Whoops

[itsjustdust]

[The first several lines of the message are in text.]

See, at first I thought this was really cool. But now, it seems to be stuck on this setting. In fact, it seems to be getting even lighter every time I use punctuation. It's not just me right? It's really doing that?

[It's at this point that the feed switches over to video, and shows him leaned up against his ponyta, who seemed to find it entertaining to eat his chips when he's not looking.]

So some help would be REALLY NICE. How do I make it stop?

(Text translation: See, at first I thought this was really cool. But now, it seems to be stuck on this setting. In fact, it seems to be getting even lighter every time I use punctuation. It's not just me right? It's really doing that?)

Comments

Re: text

[usedshooshpap]

MORE THAN I WOULD CARE TO LIST.

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[itsjustdust]

Think of it this way. Did you get anything to make up for the loss?

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[usedshooshpap]

NO?

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[itsjustdust]

...Why the question mark then?

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[usedshooshpap]

[ at this point Karkat sighs and switches over. humans lose so much in text... he doesn't get it. ]

The question mark is a "duh" being slapped right in the middle of your forehead. If there was even one thing that redeemed being turned into a human, I would have mentioned it. I can't see at night, my claws and fangs are gone. My entire skeletal structure is now calcium based - which is not as hard or tough as my normal skeletal base!

To top it all off, humans take so long to heal. I get shanked in the gut and I can keep on going. Humans will bleed out and die, unable to move around. It takes weeks for something like that to completely heal for a human and if I was my normal self? Maybe a week.

There are no advantages to being like this.

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[itsjustdust]

Wait, it takes people weeks to heal here? [See now you have his attention and he looks alarmed.] I mean, getting stabbed is never fun, but WEEKS?!

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[papshooshing]

Unless a world has some magical voodoo powers? That's how long normal humans take, yes.

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[itsjustdust]

No, see, last time I was stabbed and a madic couldn't get to me it took three days for it to get down to not bleeding anymore really level. Bones take longer without a medic, but not like THAT. I mean, sure, people can bleed out fast if you do nothing who does nothing?!

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[papshooshing]

It takes a lot to kill a troll. Just saying.

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[itsjustdust]

And it takes a lot to kill a shinobi. Being a civilian -sucks-.

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[papshooshing]

You keep repeating that shit like I'm supposed to know what it means. Newsflash! I don't.

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[itsjustdust]

Shinobi is another word for a ninja, that help?

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[papshooshing]

It's a stupid word for it, you mean.

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[itsjustdust]

Some people know what a ninja is and they mean the same thing.

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[papshooshing]

Why is there another word that means the same thing, is what I'm asking.

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[itsjustdust]

Because people don't always use the same word for stuff, that's all.