Kunai the 7th: [Video/Action Goldenrod]

[itsjustdust]

[Unlike last time, the video comes on to a face of disgruntled teenage Uchiha.]

So I know a lot of you guys out there know my cousin, since he's been here months longer than I have, and I seriously gotta ask you guys this. Why does no one travel with him?

Seriously.

Annnd that's the whole of it! Just wanted to know that cause it seems silly that he doesn't seem to have a travel buddy anywhere. OH! Right. Also, Uchiha Obito, Obito being my personal name. Hi.

[Then he clicked off the gear before his charmander could make a grab for it like she looked like she was about to.]

Comments

[viiru2alert]

Actually, it was only the three. Fire, ice, and lightning.

[Lest these titans wreak destruction upon the world in which they clash...]

[itsjustdust]

Awwww. Well, I'll take any of them, because that sounds kick ass.

[viiru2alert]

I guess it kind of was.

...You know, I ended up getting in a Pokémon battle during that mess. [He damn near cackles at the memory of it.] You know Vanitas?

[itsjustdust]

I do! Great guy, awesome taste.

[viiru2alert]

Yeah, well, we were traveling together with KK--fuck, Karkat-- at the time.

And we got in a Pokémon battle.

With us as the Pokémon.

[itsjustdust]

Oh hey I met that guy too! He's nice! Kind of cranky, but I'm used to that.

Also, that sounds so fun. You think anything like that will happen again? The cousin may spazz but I'd love to stick myself in the path of being awesome that way.

[viiru2alert]

You think you're used to it? Try having that asshole as your best friend.

...You know, I really don't think I would mind. But it could totally happen again with all these crazy things happening.

[itsjustdust]

Well, he reminded me of my teammate Kakashi pretty strongly, and my cousin seems to have that same bitchy to everyone thing going on. [He laughed.]

...So if it happens where you are you'll let me know and vice versa, deal?

[viiru2alert]

...You know it.

[Oh that will be fun. He wants to fight Mr. Ninja Child for realsies.]

[itsjustdust]

That would be so totally awesome. I'll track you down if anything like that ever goes on, definitely.

[Battle!!! It's just not as fun when it takes a week to heal a bruise.]

[viiru2alert]

[Not as fun at all.]

Only if you wanna get curbstomped.

[itsjustdust]

Heh, we'll see who curbstomps who, yeah?

[viiru2alert]

I'll start taking bets.

[itsjustdust]

Excellent~! Just cash or cash and eggs?

[viiru2alert]

Eggs, definitely eggs. [The best kind of gambling there is, in his opinion.]

[itsjustdust]

Excellent~ That is totally a win right there.

[viiru2alert]

See you then. It'll be a pleasure to beat you.

[itsjustdust]

You mean be beaten BY me, but totally.

[viiru2alert]

You try so hard to lie, Obito. It's adorable.

[itsjustdust]

You say that like you're not spewing them left right and center!

[viiru2alert]

Hey! Do as I say, not as I do.

[itsjustdust]

If that actually worked the world would be a different place.

[viiru2alert]

If that actually worked, our Empress forever will be a Glaceon.

[itsjustdust]

[He blinked, then burst into laughter.]

Cute.

[viiru2alert]

Regardless, I am totally your superior here.

[sollux pls]