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Kunai the 8th: [Video/Olivine Action]

[It's him, though only the goggles were in view, his headband having been neatly adjusted so that it was just dark blue cloth and the metal plate was quite hidden in the folds of material. It was definitely long enough for it. He was also lounging back on a bed with a blank wall behind him, his charmander dozing on his chest]

So. How many of you have had a moment where you're sitting there going 'when the hell did I become the smart one?'

I mean, I've never been stupid, but things have been ridiculous lately.

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Kid, all I've seen is bullshit on top of bullshit. Tell me one thing here that makes sense.

Birds fly.

Birds-- the hell does that have to do with anything? Yeah they fly, and people say some are giant enough people can fly on them. That doesn't strike you as a little bizarre?

You asked for something that makes sense... and no. That seems totally normal to me. Why would you find it weird?

[flatly] Riding on giant pigeons is normal.

Got any proof it's not?

[with fraying patience] Because pigeons are only supposed to be big enough to steal your sandwich, not your children.

And who taught you that? Are you sure you're not completely delusional?

Nobody had to tell me. It's how it is. People don't go around pointing out the obvious. "Hey, they sky's blue! Stoves get hot! Birds aren't a mode of fucking transportation!"

Well that's your problem. You made an assumption that just plain isn't true, Makes you look a bit crazy you know.

[Blake's eyes nearly pop out of his head] How am I the crazy one here?!

Trying to impose your beliefs on reality? I mean, how does that seem sane to you?

It's what I believe because it is reality.

[His face falls.] At least it used to be.

[His voice is almost gentle.]

But you can't prove it. It doesn't look good for you man.

There's witnesses to what the real world is like. Some people here may've gone nuts, but there's plenty who can tell you this is all wrong. Hell, even you must know that. You're not one of those brainwashed freaks who was born here, are you? You must've come from somewhere.

The people here aren't that bad. They're just... naive. Really naive. I mean, when you grow up with the expectation that something is someway, even if it's wrong, then that's what you believe is normal.

I grew up with birds big enough to carry people and talking dogs, so talking pokemon and more birds aren't a big deal.

That's true enough. Kids can believe anything.

[He's run into that a lot recently, in the worst way possible.]

Where do you come from, Florida?

[Have a beat of pause and WTF face.]

Konoha actually. It's pretty reclusive.

And it's a magical place with talking dogs.

[There is flat skepticism coating every word.]

Who said anything about magic? You sound like an ignorant civilian.

That's what giant birds and talking dogs fucking suggests. I'm not a- what do civilians have to do with anything?

Only an uneducated civilian would call any of that stuff magic. Obviously.

The fuck else would it be? The military doesn't have any goddamn giant birds either.

[He rolled his eyes.]

I am not even going to try to explain. Civilians never get it. But hey, you tried, right?

[Blake rolls his eyes right back] Unless you're from some third-world country, they don't let 14-year-olds in the military.

Edited 2013-03-18 03:59 (UTC)

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