itsjustdust: (I am a sly fox yes I am)
Uchiha Obito ([personal profile] itsjustdust) wrote2013-03-09 09:31 pm

Kunai the 8th: [Video/Olivine Action]

[It's him, though only the goggles were in view, his headband having been neatly adjusted so that it was just dark blue cloth and the metal plate was quite hidden in the folds of material. It was definitely long enough for it. He was also lounging back on a bed with a blank wall behind him, his charmander dozing on his chest]

So. How many of you have had a moment where you're sitting there going 'when the hell did I become the smart one?'

I mean, I've never been stupid, but things have been ridiculous lately.
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[personal profile] lieutenantantichrist 2013-03-14 06:46 am (UTC)(link)
Kid, all I've seen is bullshit on top of bullshit. Tell me one thing here that makes sense.
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[personal profile] lieutenantantichrist 2013-03-14 10:15 am (UTC)(link)
Birds-- the hell does that have to do with anything? Yeah they fly, and people say some are giant enough people can fly on them. That doesn't strike you as a little bizarre?
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[personal profile] lieutenantantichrist 2013-03-15 05:49 am (UTC)(link)
[flatly] Riding on giant pigeons is normal.
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[personal profile] lieutenantantichrist 2013-03-15 08:01 am (UTC)(link)
[with fraying patience] Because pigeons are only supposed to be big enough to steal your sandwich, not your children.
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[personal profile] lieutenantantichrist 2013-03-15 09:25 am (UTC)(link)
Nobody had to tell me. It's how it is. People don't go around pointing out the obvious. "Hey, they sky's blue! Stoves get hot! Birds aren't a mode of fucking transportation!"
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[personal profile] lieutenantantichrist 2013-03-16 05:33 am (UTC)(link)
[Blake's eyes nearly pop out of his head] How am I the crazy one here?!
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[personal profile] lieutenantantichrist 2013-03-16 11:32 am (UTC)(link)
It's what I believe because it is reality.

[His face falls.] At least it used to be.
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[personal profile] lieutenantantichrist 2013-03-16 10:29 pm (UTC)(link)
There's witnesses to what the real world is like. Some people here may've gone nuts, but there's plenty who can tell you this is all wrong. Hell, even you must know that. You're not one of those brainwashed freaks who was born here, are you? You must've come from somewhere.
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[personal profile] lieutenantantichrist 2013-03-17 04:44 am (UTC)(link)
That's true enough. Kids can believe anything.

[He's run into that a lot recently, in the worst way possible.]

Where do you come from, Florida?
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[personal profile] lieutenantantichrist 2013-03-17 06:32 am (UTC)(link)
And it's a magical place with talking dogs.

[There is flat skepticism coating every word.]
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[personal profile] lieutenantantichrist 2013-03-17 11:34 am (UTC)(link)
That's what giant birds and talking dogs fucking suggests. I'm not a- what do civilians have to do with anything?
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[personal profile] lieutenantantichrist 2013-03-18 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
The fuck else would it be? The military doesn't have any goddamn giant birds either.
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[personal profile] lieutenantantichrist 2013-03-18 03:59 am (UTC)(link)
[Blake rolls his eyes right back] Unless you're from some third-world country, they don't let 14-year-olds in the military.
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