Kunai the 17th: [Video/Action Blackthorn]

[itsjustdust]

[The gear may say Obito's number, but it is very definitely not Obito on the line... instead looking far, far closer to what you would get if Riku and Obito had a kid, come to think of it. Or maybe you shouldn't think about that. There are reasons why this is the look this particular person is sporting.

Have you guessed it's a pokemon? Because it is, and he's speaking very carefully, but relatively articulately, even if he does keep almost growling his Rs. And he was smiling. A lot.]

Hello everyone! I have been waiting and waiting to speak to all of you! For the best time! So hello!!!!

[He kept looking around, obviously a bit... paranoid that he shouldn't actually have stolen the gear, but Obito was training and he was sure he wouldn't be caught, at least, not immediately. Right? The Zoroark clearly wasn't keen on taking chances.]

Comments

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[styxiedust]

You have ladies? Where?

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[itsjustdust]

My trainer has them! They're pretty.

[He looked positively thrilled to say this.]

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[styxiedust]

[Must be traveling companions.]

Ah, that's nice. I'm sure that they'd love to hear that you think they're pretty too!

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[itsjustdust]

[Oh he totally wasn't talking about the humans.]

Okay! I will. One really really likes it!

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[styxiedust]

[As you do, as you do.

For now she just thinks he's adorable.]

So, now that you're talking to everybody, what do you want to say?

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[itsjustdust]

Er. HI!

[Yep, that's all he's got.]

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[styxiedust]

Ahaha...hello, dear! My name is Botan, what's yours?

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[itsjustdust]

I am Henge! Hello lady Botan!

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[styxiedust]

Now, now, the "lady" part isn't necessary. It's flattering! Make no mistake, but there's no need for formalities here.

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[itsjustdust]

...I was just saying you were lady. Like I am for ladies, yes?

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[styxiedust]

Oh, I see! I suppose in that case, yes, I am a lady! It's a bit of a formal title where I'm from, you see, only very rich or esteemed ladies are referred to as such.

[Mentality of a child, Botan, remind yourself of that.]

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[itsjustdust]

Ahhh. Why only them? I call all the mature females ladies!

[You might be picking the wrong tactic there Botan.]

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[styxiedust]

Just how it goes, humans are funny that way!

[Hehe, mature females, that's a good one.]

But I don't think they do it anymore is the other thing.

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[itsjustdust]

So no eggs for them?

[Mature enough for him!]

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[styxiedust]

Eggs? What do you mean?

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[itsjustdust]

You know! Eggs! With babies inside.