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Third Kunai: [Text/Video/Action Celadon] Whoops

[The first several lines of the message are in text.]

See, at first I thought this was really cool. But now, it seems to be stuck on this setting. In fact, it seems to be getting even lighter every time I use punctuation. It's not just me right? It's really doing that?

[It's at this point that the feed switches over to video, and shows him leaned up against his ponyta, who seemed to find it entertaining to eat his chips when he's not looking.]

So some help would be REALLY NICE. How do I make it stop?

(Text translation: See, at first I thought this was really cool. But now, it seems to be stuck on this setting. In fact, it seems to be getting even lighter every time I use punctuation. It's not just me right? It's really doing that?)

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Well that makes it a bit more understandable, I guess. Dunno why so many people let their Pokemon manage goddamn Gears...

Oh! That's an easy one to explain. Cause they're usually pretty smart. I'm hoping that one of my mon decides to be a talker actually, though I'm not pressing. I have no idea what kind've ingrained rules these guys have.

A talker?

Like, 'talks to humans' talker?

Yep! I know they exist, and most've sensei's summons could speak human so being able totalk to one who could talk to the others would be great.

Go find a Psychic-type. Only they can communicate with humans, far as I know.

Oh I got one. Little guy is still in the baby talk babble stage though. Can't make sense of a single thing he's trying to get across. [He laughed a little.] I meant out loud though.

...I don't think Pokémon work that way, dude.

[J U D G I N G]

Yeah they do, I know two who do, they're just not mine.

...Okay.

That's weird as fuck.

Yeah, one is kinda hard to understand sometimes, so I've been helping with the pronunciation, but the other is super easy to understand.

And this is just. Normal. To you.

...Do all the little animals talk in your world?

Course not, but I grew up with talking cats, knew some folks with a clan that had talking dogs, and my Sensei summoned talking frogs. I mean, c'mon.

...Yeah, see, where I'm from, if something ain't a troll and it talks, then you really want nothing to do with it.

[Because it either A. is an eldritch monster from beyond the beyond, or B. has something to do with a certain video game called Sburb which has been killing universes since God-knows-when.]

Well, it's pretty common in my village so I guess I'm just used to it?

Still. I didn't know other kinds of Pokémon could talk, period.

The more you know, I guess.

Any luck with that Gear?

Getting there, though I guess I get to go through every shade of red to get there.

Oh god. [He smirks.] Well, while you're letting it run out, go start writing some random shit in a new document, and then sell that afterward as an indie philosophical novel. Maybe it'll get trendy, earn you some money on the side, eheheh.

Nah, I know I'm not an author. But... That totally gives me an idea! I mean, people clearly know nothing about Shinobi in this place, I can work with that. Somehow.

[He laughs. It's raspy and doesn't even sound like a laugh for the first few seconds.]]

Steal your plot from real life! Brilliant.

[He grinned at that.]

An epic tale of the Shinobi who changed the world. Yep. Totally.

You didn't do anything at all, did you.

[Still laughing.]

Hey hey, that's not true! I am a bonafied hero. I just, uh, didn't survive.

...You died?

Yeah, you know, rocks fall, people die. In my case it was rocks fall, I die. My entire right side was complete crushed and I gave away the uncrushed eye to my teammate, who had lost one of his the day before so... yeah. Coming here was great for me, really.

So what, you came back as a ghost or something?