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itsjustdust) wrote2013-01-28 09:26 pm
itsjustdust) wrote2013-01-28 09:26 pm
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Third Kunai: [Text/Video/Action Celadon] Whoops
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See, at first I thought this was really cool. But now, it seems to be stuck on this setting. In fact, it seems to be getting even lighter every time I use punctuation. It's not just me right? It's really doing that?
[It's at this point that the feed switches over to video, and shows him leaned up against his ponyta, who seemed to find it entertaining to eat his chips when he's not looking.]
So some help would be REALLY NICE. How do I make it stop?
(Text translation: See, at first I thought this was really cool. But now, it seems to be stuck on this setting. In fact, it seems to be getting even lighter every time I use punctuation. It's not just me right? It's really doing that?)
See, at first I thought this was really cool. But now, it seems to be stuck on this setting. In fact, it seems to be getting even lighter every time I use punctuation. It's not just me right? It's really doing that?
[It's at this point that the feed switches over to video, and shows him leaned up against his ponyta, who seemed to find it entertaining to eat his chips when he's not looking.]
So some help would be REALLY NICE. How do I make it stop?
(Text translation: See, at first I thought this was really cool. But now, it seems to be stuck on this setting. In fact, it seems to be getting even lighter every time I use punctuation. It's not just me right? It's really doing that?)
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IT'S IN MY GODDAMN NATURE TO BE IRRITABLE AND OCCASIONALLY BITTER.
WE'RE *ALL* LIKE THAT IN SOME WAY OR ANOTHER.
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I ALSO GAVE YOU A BRIEF OVERVIEW OF WHAT LIFE IS LIKE FOR A YOUNG TROLL.
AN APPROPRIATE UNDERSTANDING OF CAUSE AND EFFECT SHOULD HAVE CLUED YOU IN ON THE FACT THAT WE'RE A VIOLENT RACE.
VIOLENT RACES ARE NOT KNOWN TO BE THE KIND THAT SCREAM PEACE, LOVE, AND HUG A GRUB AT THE TOP OF OUR PULMONARY ORGANS.
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PEOPLE HAVE MADE NUMEROUS JOKES SINCE I'M, AH HA HA FUCKING HA...
A CANCER.
IT SEEMS AS THOUGH I AM DOOMED TO KRABBY JOKES FOR THE REST OF MY MEAGER EXISTENCE.
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COINCIDENTALLY, I ALSO HAVE MY MOIRAIL HERE WITH ME, NOT THAT YOU'D HAVE EVEN AN INKLING ABOUT WHY THAT'S IMPORTANT.
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I WAS PERFECTLY CALM AND RELAXED UNTIL YOU STARTED TO GNAW OFF MY NUBS FOR A SIMPLE LITTLE PICTURE RESPONSE YOU SHOULD HAVE EXPECTED.
YET HERE WE ARE, SHARING NAMES DESPITE THAT.
ONCE AGAIN, I WILL NEVER FULLY UNDERSTAND HUMANS AND ALL OF THEIR IDIOSYNCRASIES.
LOOKS LIKE I AM JUST GOING TO THROW MY HANDS UP IN THE AIR AND SURRENDER TO THE TIDE
WHICH MEANS THAT MY NAME IS KARKAT.
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NORMALLY IT'S HORNS, HANDS, AND SOME TIMES ASS.
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THERE IS NOT ONE DNA STRAND OF TROLL LEFT IN ME.
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YOU CAN'T JUST RIP EVERYTHING THAT I AM AWAY FROM ME AND EXPECT ME TO BE OKAY WITH IT.
AM I SUPPOSED TO GET ON MY HOOVES AND KNEES BEFORE THROWING MYSELF ONTO THE GROUND AS A MEANS TO WORSHIP THOSE THAT HAVE CURSED MY PERSON?
HUMANS
ARE
**WEAK**
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The question mark is a "duh" being slapped right in the middle of your forehead. If there was even one thing that redeemed being turned into a human, I would have mentioned it. I can't see at night, my claws and fangs are gone. My entire skeletal structure is now calcium based - which is not as hard or tough as my normal skeletal base!
To top it all off, humans take so long to heal. I get shanked in the gut and I can keep on going. Humans will bleed out and die, unable to move around. It takes weeks for something like that to completely heal for a human and if I was my normal self? Maybe a week.
There are no advantages to being like this.
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