Kunai the 7th: [Video/Action Goldenrod]

[itsjustdust]

[Unlike last time, the video comes on to a face of disgruntled teenage Uchiha.]

So I know a lot of you guys out there know my cousin, since he's been here months longer than I have, and I seriously gotta ask you guys this. Why does no one travel with him?

Seriously.

Annnd that's the whole of it! Just wanted to know that cause it seems silly that he doesn't seem to have a travel buddy anywhere. OH! Right. Also, Uchiha Obito, Obito being my personal name. Hi.

[Then he clicked off the gear before his charmander could make a grab for it like she looked like she was about to.]

Comments

[viiru2alert]

Electricity over here. [Griiin. Fire is pretty cool, he likes all kinds of destructive energy, but zapping people is the best.]

[itsjustdust]

My teammate was the one that had that going on. Gave him my eye when I died so he could use it without accidentally killing himself with it. [He made a face.]

Seriously, I get why it's awesome but you gotta be prepared!

[viiru2alert]

Oh no, I know. There was a time in Johto where I actually... hmm. Were you around for the transformations?

[itsjustdust]

Considering I have no idea... I'd lean on no. Tell me?

[viiru2alert]

Well, basically what happened was Team Rocket fucked something up and a lot of people ended up having various degrees of transformation into Pokémon things. I had electric powers, which meant my hair basically turned half-yellow and I couldn't use any form of electronics without frying it.

Those were the worst few weeks of my life.

[itsjustdust]

...I would have loved that. I miss having fire abilities something hardcore.

[viiru2alert]

But what if you got electric or ice?

[itsjustdust]

That'd suck, but be awesome. Huh, if I was grass that would be the most kick ass thing ever. I'd figure out all kinds of stuff.

[viiru2alert]

Actually, it was only the three. Fire, ice, and lightning.

[Lest these titans wreak destruction upon the world in which they clash...]

[itsjustdust]

Awwww. Well, I'll take any of them, because that sounds kick ass.

[viiru2alert]

I guess it kind of was.

...You know, I ended up getting in a Pokémon battle during that mess. [He damn near cackles at the memory of it.] You know Vanitas?

[itsjustdust]

I do! Great guy, awesome taste.

[viiru2alert]

Yeah, well, we were traveling together with KK--fuck, Karkat-- at the time.

And we got in a Pokémon battle.

With us as the Pokémon.

[itsjustdust]

Oh hey I met that guy too! He's nice! Kind of cranky, but I'm used to that.

Also, that sounds so fun. You think anything like that will happen again? The cousin may spazz but I'd love to stick myself in the path of being awesome that way.

[viiru2alert]

You think you're used to it? Try having that asshole as your best friend.

...You know, I really don't think I would mind. But it could totally happen again with all these crazy things happening.

[itsjustdust]

Well, he reminded me of my teammate Kakashi pretty strongly, and my cousin seems to have that same bitchy to everyone thing going on. [He laughed.]

...So if it happens where you are you'll let me know and vice versa, deal?

[viiru2alert]

...You know it.

[Oh that will be fun. He wants to fight Mr. Ninja Child for realsies.]

[itsjustdust]

That would be so totally awesome. I'll track you down if anything like that ever goes on, definitely.

[Battle!!! It's just not as fun when it takes a week to heal a bruise.]

[viiru2alert]

[Not as fun at all.]

Only if you wanna get curbstomped.

[itsjustdust]

Heh, we'll see who curbstomps who, yeah?

[viiru2alert]

I'll start taking bets.

[itsjustdust]

Excellent~! Just cash or cash and eggs?

[viiru2alert]

Eggs, definitely eggs. [The best kind of gambling there is, in his opinion.]

[itsjustdust]

Excellent~ That is totally a win right there.

[viiru2alert]

See you then. It'll be a pleasure to beat you.