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Kunai the 8th: [Video/Olivine Action]

[It's him, though only the goggles were in view, his headband having been neatly adjusted so that it was just dark blue cloth and the metal plate was quite hidden in the folds of material. It was definitely long enough for it. He was also lounging back on a bed with a blank wall behind him, his charmander dozing on his chest]

So. How many of you have had a moment where you're sitting there going 'when the hell did I become the smart one?'

I mean, I've never been stupid, but things have been ridiculous lately.

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[he waves his hand around, indicating the whole place, including the little Snubbull whose eyes follow the gesture] Acting like all this is normal. Like all this crap about people coming from other planets is true.

Even if it's not true it just makes us all delusional right? What's the point in fighting it?

Because as long as you know it's crazy, you're not completely crazy.

[That is the logic of any sensible person.]

But how do you know that you thinking it's crazy doesn't make you crazy?

[doggedly] Because that would be stupid.

I thought you were just complaining about everybody else being nuts.

Nah, I was complaining about being doing stupid shit. Please, crazy is normal.

What's anybody doing that's stupider than saying they're from another planet?

[He gave him a long sideways look.]

Plenty of things. Do I really need details?

[Fine, gogglekid, get a sideways look right back]

Yeah, if you're looking for anybody to know what you're talking about. I'm gonna take a wild guess and say nobody's idea of what's smart here is standardized. One of the kids who hangs around picking monsterfights with anybody was just giving me crap for having a plant fight a bird, when obviously plants are better against fish. Like that makes any fucking sense.

You know there's charts for that right? [He gave him an amused look and waved his hand at the gear.]

It's all documented.

[surprised] There's- [covers it quickly] sure there's charts, that doesn't mean it makes sense.

[He so caught that and typed some, sending you a file.]

Why do you want things to make sense, anyway? Doesn't that take the excitement out of it?

[Blake looks down at the chart] There's that many kinds of these little bastards?

[He'd figured out some of it, like his electric sheep being great at taking down fish, but some of this nobody could ever get by logic.] That'll come in handy. Thanks, kid.

Things can be plenty exciting without being a bunch of confusing bullshit.

Maybe, but that would take the random element out of it that makes life interesting.

Today a sunflower seed fell out of the sky and tried to gnaw on me, so I had my turnip poison it and smack it until it passed out. Boring is not the problem here.

[Forgive him, he wants one of those SO BAD]

Wait, really? Where? I've been trying to get my hands on one of those. Not that it would help since I prefer eggs but...

Aheheh, sorry. You were saying?

The sunflower seed? They're all over the place on Route 32, by Violet City. Can't get rid of the things.

I was saying things being less outright batshit crazy still wouldn't get it anywhere near to dull.

Maybe, but can you think of a way that would keep the internal consistency of where we are?

Have you seen any consistency here to begin with?

Lots. You mean you haven't?

Kid, all I've seen is bullshit on top of bullshit. Tell me one thing here that makes sense.

Birds fly.

Birds-- the hell does that have to do with anything? Yeah they fly, and people say some are giant enough people can fly on them. That doesn't strike you as a little bizarre?

You asked for something that makes sense... and no. That seems totally normal to me. Why would you find it weird?

[flatly] Riding on giant pigeons is normal.

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