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Third Kunai: [Text/Video/Action Celadon] Whoops

[The first several lines of the message are in text.]

See, at first I thought this was really cool. But now, it seems to be stuck on this setting. In fact, it seems to be getting even lighter every time I use punctuation. It's not just me right? It's really doing that?

[It's at this point that the feed switches over to video, and shows him leaned up against his ponyta, who seemed to find it entertaining to eat his chips when he's not looking.]

So some help would be REALLY NICE. How do I make it stop?

(Text translation: See, at first I thought this was really cool. But now, it seems to be stuck on this setting. In fact, it seems to be getting even lighter every time I use punctuation. It's not just me right? It's really doing that?)

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You were the one that decided that being insulting was the way to approach the whole thing pal. I just figured that must be how you like to communicate and went with it.

HOW DOES THAT EVEN REMOTELY MAKE ANY SENSE?

Who am I to judge what's normal for people I've never met before?

YOUR THINK PAN MUST BE SEVERELY DAMAGED OR SOMETHING MUST HAVE RUPTURED IN IT.
THAT WASN'T EVEN CLOSE TO RESPONDING IN KIND, STATING THAT I WAS JEALOUS.
BESIDES A LACK OF KNOWLEDGE WHEN IT COMES TO WORKING A SIMPLE TOY LIKE THE GEAR
IT APPEARS THAT YOU ALSO LACK SOME VERY IMPORTANT READING COMPREHENSION SKILLS.

No, not really, I'm just not very impressed with you, that's all.

LIKE THAT WAS EVEN MY INTENTION IN THE FIRST PLACE.
I DON'T GIVE A DAMN IF YOU'RE IMPRESSED WITH ME OR NOT.
THAT WASN'T THE POINT OF THE MESSAGE.

So basically you just like to go around being a complete jerk then?

ONLY IF PRESENT COMPANY IS GOING TO BE A PRETENTIOUS NOOKSTAIN.

Hey, my whole post was about admitting I didn't know how to fix it. YOU were the jerk who started acting like a kid stabbed by his first kunai.

YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE IT IN THE FIRST PLACE IF YOU COULDN'T COMPLETE THE NECESSARY FUNCTION TO TURN IT THE FUCK OFF.

If it bugged you THAT BAD, you're fully capable of looking away from my oh so special text. Don't get on MY case because you couldn't help but stare at the pretty orange letters.

I DON'T SUPPOSE YOU HAVE EVER HEARD OF THE METAPHORICAL TRAINWRECK, HAVE YOU?
SOME SHIT IS SO BAD AND YOU KNOW YOU SHOULD LOOK AWAY TO PRESERVE YOUR DIGNITY AND SANITY
BUT LIKE SOME MASOCHISTIC FUCKWAD, YOU HAVE TO WATCH ANYWAY.
A MOTH TO THE FLAME SORT OF DEAL, THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.

I guess I learned better then, because where I'm from, doing crap like that can get you killed.

DOING CRAP LIKE THAT MEANS THAT PEOPLE ARE TOO BUSY LAUGHING AT THE MISFORTUNE TO NOTICE YOU, WHERE I WAS FROM.
YOU JUST SAT THERE AND HOPED THAT THEIR ATTENTION WOULDN'T TURN TO YOU.

Well there you go. I was in a war zone, you weren't. Lucky civilian you are.

WOW, KID.
YOU REALLY SHOULD STOP JUMPING TO CONCLUSIONS LIKE A POLE VAULTER.
HUMAN WARFARE IS NOTHING COMPARED TO ALTERNIAN.
EVERY SINGLE DAY IN THE LIFE CYCLE OF A TROLL IS NOTHING BUT A STRUGGLE TO SURVIVE.
FROM THE NIGHT THAT WE EMERGE FROM THE EGG TO THE SAME TIME WE CURL INTO A PUPA, TIME TICKS AWAY.
IMMEDIATELY UPON GAINING LIMBS, WE'RE TOSSED INTO THE FRAY OF BATTLE.
IT'S A MEANS OF WEEDING OUT THE WEAK AND ALLOWING FOR ONLY THE STRONGER ONES TO FUCKING SURVIVE.
JUST TO MAKE IT ALL BETTER
HIGH BLOODS OFTEN MAKE SPORT OF KILLING LOW BLOODS AND YOU CAN'T DO A SINGLE GODDAMN THING ABOUT IT.
YOU THINK YOU HUMANS HAVE IT SO ROUGH.
AT LEAST YOU WOULDN'T BE CULLED ON SIGHT JUST FOR BEING *INJURED.*

Depends where you're from, actually. If I'd been born earlier, the likelihood of my being killed just for straying away from my clan would've been pretty high. Not so much these days. But,you're right, I shouldn't assume anything, but does the bitterness spewing really help give any impression to the contrary? No. So that is mostly line of thought.

I'M A *TROLL*
IT'S IN MY GODDAMN NATURE TO BE IRRITABLE AND OCCASIONALLY BITTER.
WE'RE *ALL* LIKE THAT IN SOME WAY OR ANOTHER.

And how would I have known that? I don't know that I've spoken to any before you.

YOU'RE TALKING TO CAPTOR, THE ASSHOLE WITH THE LISP.
I ALSO GAVE YOU A BRIEF OVERVIEW OF WHAT LIFE IS LIKE FOR A YOUNG TROLL.
AN APPROPRIATE UNDERSTANDING OF CAUSE AND EFFECT SHOULD HAVE CLUED YOU IN ON THE FACT THAT WE'RE A VIOLENT RACE.
VIOLENT RACES ARE NOT KNOWN TO BE THE KIND THAT SCREAM PEACE, LOVE, AND HUG A GRUB AT THE TOP OF OUR PULMONARY ORGANS.

To be honest you just kinda came off as really cranky. Thanks for the details after that though.

NO SHIT I'M CRANKY.
PEOPLE HAVE MADE NUMEROUS JOKES SINCE I'M, AH HA HA FUCKING HA...
A CANCER.
IT SEEMS AS THOUGH I AM DOOMED TO KRABBY JOKES FOR THE REST OF MY MEAGER EXISTENCE.

I think someone needs to just hug you, then you'll feel better, from the sounds of it. You'd probably punch them, but you'd feel better.

I HAVE A BOYFRIEND, THANKS.
COINCIDENTALLY, I ALSO HAVE MY MOIRAIL HERE WITH ME, NOT THAT YOU'D HAVE EVEN AN INKLING ABOUT WHY THAT'S IMPORTANT.

Good! Then this is probably you at your less cranky. My name's Obito by the way.

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