First Kunai: [Video]

[itsjustdust]

[The first thing that everyone hears as the connection turns on is a rather loud, painful sounding clatter which indicated that the Pokédex had just made a rather abrupt acquaintance with the ground.]

Ah crap. Sorry! Sorry everyone! [The picture resolves itself at this point into a rather sheepish looking teenager, who is turning the device this way and that, clearly trying to determine which way was up.] I'm kinda new here and haven't gotten used to all the new technical stuff that this place seems to have. This thing is pretty sleek though right? Even if the road is pretty, well, snowy. And cold. But hey, I have Katon so it's not like I'll freeze!

[There was a nearly upside down showing of his Ponyta at this point before he finally settled on an angle, which thankfully seemed to be right way up as the camera focused on him again.] Anyway, I just wanted to give an all call and a hello to everyone out there and ask a rather uh, specialized question.

Only a few of you might get what I'm getting at here but, um, did anyone else seriously fail the whole climbing ledges class after getting here that I could have sworn that I'd passed when I was seven? I mean, I got down fine but... serious issues getting back up.

Like, really serious issues.

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[beforethedarkness]

... Fugaku and Mikoto. I'm the second son of the clan head.

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[itsjustdust]

Oh kami. I...I think I'm gonna be sick now.

[The screen wobbles badly for a moment, and he takes a few deep breaths, then shoves up his goggles to rub at his eyes.]

Damn it.

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[beforethedarkness]

[Quiet for a long, long time after that. He has a feeling he knows who the 'chibi' Obito's been referring to is now...]

... Where are you.

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[itsjustdust]

[Excuse him while he sniffles and rubs at his eyes, then picks up the device again. He gave him a wobbly smile.]

Sorry bout that, Kakashi always called me a crybaby. So. Um. Just got here this morning so I'm kinda between that start village and me'n Rin've been walking toward that next one.

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[beforethedarkness]

... Over something like that, a lot of people would cry.

I'm headed to Goldenrod City right now. As soon as I can, I'm coming and get you and Rin.

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[itsjustdust]

Alright. We intended to stop at the next place and pick up some eggs. I guess he's been here before, which is pretty nifty. OH! And he looks like your dude Riku who mentioned you. He didn't mention your whole name or I so would've. I dunno... made him say something or something?

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[beforethedarkness]

I'm not sure he knew my clan name. But he does know that I was alone.

[Watch him stiffen, Obito. Three guesses why.]

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[itsjustdust]

[Three guesses wouldn't be enough for Obito!]

What? What's wrong?

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[beforethedarkness]

... Nothing.

I'll let you know when I can get going.

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[itsjustdust]

GAH! You don't make that face then not tell me anything. Really really, what is it?

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[beforethedarkness]

It doesn't matter.

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[itsjustdust]

You say that, and that just makes me wanna thump you on the head. [Have a huff for your efforts Sasuke.]

Was it at least to do with me or are you just all... broody all the time?

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[heartdive]

Yeah, he kind of is! But don't worry. We're trying to change that.

[ SUDDENLY SORA. fingers in Sasuke's mouth and totally stretching that face into a smile. ]

[Video/Filter] I REGRET NOTHING

[beforethedarkness]

Sh-SHOWA!

[GACK! He's still for a moment before he's trying to shove Sora off of him, though the fact that Sora isn't off of him likely means that he's not trying too hard.]

[Video/Filter] Beautiful things!

[itsjustdust]

Oh hey! Hi again Sora! Hey hey, so Sasuke's my cousin! Like, first cousin by marriage or something like that. Make sure he doesn't mope around for me until we're all in one place yeah? That'd be awesome.

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[heartdive]

Hehehe.

[ there Sora goes. grinning and smooshing his good ninja friend's face. ]

You guys are lucky. I haven't seen all of my family in a long time.

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[beforethedarkness]

[He just can't win, can he. Letting his face get smooshed with a huff.]

...

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[itsjustdust]

Well, I never met Sasuke before. He was kinda not born yet when I died so... yeah! It's like an early birthday present and stuff!

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[heartdive]

[ just going to let Sasuke go and sit by him instead. ]

Wait. Died? What?

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[beforethedarkness]

[Relaxing a little more now that he's been released and just... Sitting there, now. Well, he's not scowling anymore at least.]

It wasn't related to that, from what he's been telling me.

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[itsjustdust]

Before I came here I was a pancake under some REALLY big rocks. And I was missing an eye, gave it to my teammate so he'd have two since -I- wasn't gonna be needing it anymore...

Then poof, woke up in one piece after dying and all that.

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[heartdive]

But you're okay now, right? Nothing's hurting and stuff?

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[itsjustdust]

Yeah! Yeah I'm good. A little cold, but Rin gave over his coat. His critter turns into all the things, it's awesome! But no pain anywhere. I woke up all whole, honest.

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[heartdive]

I'm starting to think you guys just have sad stories all over the place.

[ and it makes Sora all D8 ]

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[itsjustdust]

You're joking right? It's not sad at all! I died a Hero! I was protecting my teammates! That is the most kickass way to die and my name will be remembered forever and all the shinobi who come after, when they pay respect to the memorial stone, will see me there too, even if they don't -realize- they see it. I was angling for Hokage but eh, this'll work too.